January 2012
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iK give ne’er new hIs drunk befOre wassup bigchea
I’M GONNA DIE
I DON’T WANNA GET DRUNK AROUND YOU YOU STALKED ME YOU PROBABLY STILL HAVE MY NUMBER THAT I NEVER GAVE YOU MYSELF THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE
wait when a kid who legitimately stalked you for three weeks is at the same party um bye
reasons why i love my friends: they play fun. while we’re getting lost on our way to parties
breastnest:
grapes are so cool because they can also be raisins so they have an alter ego
the sassiest bitch you ever did see
breastnest:
im starting a screamo band who wants to join
shot playing the maracas
3 tags
1 tag
1612th:
english words that pitbull knows
party
miami
i just still have such a post liking problem idk man just i like the hearts idk
Anonymous asked: what's your favourite smell?
PAUL BLART MALL COP IS SUCH A FUNNY MOVIE GOD
1 tag
me: would anybody like to be my new years kiss i'll pay you
boys: no
girls: no
new yorker: no but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
my mom: you can't eat like that what happens when you go to college?
me: freshman fifteen?
my mom: more like freshman eighty five
ed-ingle:
LOVE 2012 - 3OH!3
god bless friends in college with friends who throw parties that fifty boys and no girls go to damn i’m gonna be a hot commoDITY
fuckbitchesgosurfing:
fuck it’s new years that means every girl is gonna be sloppy and covered in glitter for no reason fuck that shit’s impossible to get off
December 2011
fuck i’m so excited for tonight
the cable that connects my wii to the tv is broken so everything is in green and purple but i don’t mind because those are my favorite colors
words just can’t describe how badly i yearn for feline companionship
wahhhhhh why don’t boys like me idk fuck
can we be friends though
i just drank all of my mom’s wine oops
lana del ray is so good and so preTTY wtf
i hope wallpaper. plays bamboozle they probably won’t but that would be such a good time
my sister is an occupational therapist and one of the autistic kids is legally named optimus prime and he runs around the office with his arms out screaming “i’m a transformer”
my half brother who i’ve only met once sent me a $25 itunes card it’s funny because i never pay for music
my friend got a police escort so she can go to the caged vip section of the stage on new year’s eve and be inches from gaga i don’t even like gaga and i still think that’s sick
wait what happened with missing e
heartssopure- asked: 27. media. tumblr. com/tumblr_lx1clfPSR91qcr3meo1_500. jpg omfg
maria doesn’t even have a tumblr anymore and she’s still the queen of tumblr
omg it’s tech rehearsal so we have a full half hour warmup today ahhhhhh i’m so nervous but so excited just for the warmup
sometimes i get hungry but then i remember that there is always at least one box of cheezits in my room at all times
i’m really overprotective of paradise fears because they were one of my favorite bands before they toured with all time low and nobody would give them even the smallest chance before then lol oops
amandaapleeaasee:
sam miller is the reason for 90% of my sexual frustrations
bands should strive to be like ymas
